Two dollar bill, two dollar bill da-labil da-labil da-labil
you wanna bid that fifty cent crate, Larry? we got
some pillers and sheets here, Bentwood rocker,
blue crock bowl, and Bob stop strokin' that dress,
she's gone now and ah put it there anyways,
and, yeh, I shoulda gotten more fer yer house
and tractor, too, and Josh, that woman o' yours
sure got a sparkle in her eyes these days, well, she
has when she looks at me, boy, and Troy, livin' on
yer own now, uh? well, I got at least two, might
let yer share one, ha, ha, and best keep yer womenfolk
at home next week, those of yer still got 'em, it's mah
diamond-studded belt they love, and don't forget
we're over at Ray Bang's gun store then, and ah might
just have a mind to let yer bid for pieces o' yer lives back
two dollar bill, two dollar bill da-labil da-labil da-labil...